The real blog earlier today was a bit dry and data driven, so I feel as though I need to accomplish a couple additional things with today's 2.0 version of EoWO. I'd like to respond to some issues raised by my blog followers:
1. No, I have not completely lost my mind. I know, for example, that it left BurgerRama nearly a week ago and was last seen grazing in a field not far from here. I plan to stop by and pet it later today.
2. Yes, I am still way too fat, thanks for asking...
3. Maybe, we might stay with this diet (or something close to it) permanently, depending on how LG and I do over the next three weeks. I've heard that vegan's have been known to slip hallucinogens into the kinds of foods we're buying with plans to lead us all, zombie-sheep-like, into the new Green Tea party fold. So, only time will tell whether I'm actually experiencing this whole thing or not...dude.
4. No, this is not a low carb diet. It's basis is carbohydrates - but they're complex carbs and help us maintain fairly constant, low fluctuating blood sugar levels. That's pretty healthy s#*t, man.
5. A couple people have asked whether we spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Now, when I was 15 years old I spent A LOT of time in the bathroom, but not recently. And that's a surprise to me; all that fiber. I guess the old lower tract knows how to handle the change.
6. No, I have no better idea than any of you what the beautiful, intelligent, serene LG sees in me. Thanks for asking...
Well, I guess I'll close before I use up every conceivable topic for future blog entries. fare thee well!
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